Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson:
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of
my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an
explanation to the population for my act of copulation. I gave
in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification,
that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulting in my
fornication. I accepted her invitation, and provided her with
excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation.
She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore
condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but
I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination with
variation. This has caused me great aggravation, and agitation;
and provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation,
denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration,
which would require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter
will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so
that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not
result in revocation and termination. I hope this proclamation
has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further
provocation.
Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
